THIS IS LEMON & KOKO,
THIS ABOUT PAGE IS ABOUT THAT THING THAT IS SECRET,
BUT BECAUSE IT IS SECRET,
I CAN’T TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THING,
BUT IF YOU BUY TICKETS AND COME,
YOU MIGHT FIND OUT ABOUT THAT THING THAT IS SECRET,
BECAUSE IT IS A SECRETIVE THING.
Some questions you've asked about
You: If I come for this thing, will you be there?
L&K: It is best that you do not focus your attention on finding out who Lemon & Koko are when you come for a Secretive Thing. It will distract from the Thing that we have worked so hard to make for you!
You: What is your favourite colour?
L&K: Lemon’s favourite colour is yellow, and Koko likes red.
You: Where are you located?
L&K: Glad you asked! Each Secretive Thing takes place in different locations. The exact location
will be sent to your contact number a day before the event.
You: This is obviously either a cult initiation or an orgy.
L&K: Nope, it’s not a cult initiation nor an orgy.
You: How long is it?
L&K: Secretive Thing 215 is designed to span approximately 45 minutes.
You: What do I wear? Can I wear slippers?
L&K: Unless told otherwise, dress comfortably and avoid bringing heavy or bulky items. If slippers will keep
your keep comfy, then yes!
If you have any questions or feedback, please feel free to drop us a text at
+65 83460942 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. :)